STOLEN PORNOMerch 3

Salem, Virginia · Punk since 2004

LOUD.
FAIR.
FUN.

Back-to-basics punk built by a band that believes everybody gets a voice—and everybody working the show gets an equal cut.

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STOLEN PORNO / SALEM VA
ONE BAND MEMBER / ONE VOTEPERFORMERS + CREW / EQUAL SHOW CUTOFFICIAL STOLEN PORNO MERCH
NOW PLAYING
Sunshine and Puppy Dogs 2025 Demo cover

2025 DEMO · 1:58

Sunshine and
Puppy Dogs

Short, direct, and made for turning up. Stream or download the current demo on Bandcamp.

Listen on Bandcamp ↗

OFFICIAL MERCH

BUILT FOR
THE PIT.

Official Stolen Porno merchandise featuring Lester and original band artwork. Every item links directly to its official product page—no hunting through a second catalog.

MERCHANDISEShirts, glassware & objectsShop official merch ↗MUSICStreams, downloads & releasesVisit Bandcamp ↗
Grunge Logo Unisex Tee product mockupOfficial productComing soon

Grunge Logo Unisex Tee

White · sizes S–5XL

Official Stolen Porno merchandise
$23.99View item ↗
Grunge Logo Shot Glass product mockupOfficial productComing soon

Grunge Logo Shot Glass

1.5 oz · clear glass

Official Stolen Porno merchandise
$16.99View item ↗
Lester Mini Plush Keychain product mockupOfficial productComing soon

Lester Mini Plush Keychain

4 × 4 in · double-sided plush

Official Stolen Porno merchandise
$7.25View item ↗

These items are currently listed as coming soon. Open a product page to request an availability notification. Prices, sizes, shipping, and availability are confirmed in the band’s secure official store.

ONE FRONT DOOR

THE BAND
STORE.

01

Browse here

This site stays the official catalog, so every current item lives in one place even when different partners make or ship it.

02

Open the item

Each product card goes directly to the correct official listing. When an item is available, checkout stays with the merchandise store.

03

Limited drops

Band-made show merchandise and small-run Lester pieces can be added here later with direct Stripe checkout links.

THE BAND

NO FRONTMAN
OWNERSHIP.

Founded in 2004, Stolen Porno set out to make fun punk music by getting down to the basics: tube overdrive, a pounding bass line, classic drums, and no unnecessary decoration.

The same directness shapes the band offstage. Official members get one vote each. Song royalties are shared equally among official members, while songwriter and master rights are documented separately.

01Collaboration over hierarchy
02Open books and clear credits
03Equal show pool for working band + crew

BOOKING · PRESS · STORE QUESTIONS

MAKE SOME
NOISE WITH US.

Contact the band ↗@thebandsp ↗ReverbNation ↗